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Satirical Orientations

This is a list of satirical sexual and romantic orientations, anyone can put anything here as long as it’s not rude or vandalism.

Sexual Orientations

Animesexuality

Animesexuality or mangasexuality is a mock sexual orientation where the individual is said to be sexually attracted to anime/manga characters.

Despite the fact that it is seemingly a joke, some people have claimed to be animesexual. Some others have taken offence at this, and seen this as the LGBT+ community going too far.

Holosexuality

Holosexuality is a mock sexual orientation where the individual enjoys holographic items.

Hecookinsexuality

Hecookinsexuality is a mock sexual orientation created by the Tumblr user, nentindo, defined as "sexual attraction to a partner only when HE COOKIN".Original post This is most likely intended to make fun of the ace spectrum community.

Necrosexuality

Necrosexuality is a mock sexual orientation defined as a sexual attraction towards those who are deceased.

Hopesexuality

A sexuality where you are attracted to HOPE!!! (Komaeda are you proud of me)

austinthepurplekangaroosexuality

this is a sexuality someone made up. The sexuality is being sexually attracted to Austin the purple kangaroo from the backyardigans.

Hydrosexuality

Hydrosexuality is a mock sexual orientation that is defined as a sexual attraction to water.

Somniosexuality

Somniosexuality is a mock orientation where the individual is said to be sexually attracted to people in dreams.

Ecosexuality

Ecosexuality is a mock sexual orientation where the individual states they are in love with the Earth.

Globalsexuality

Globalsexuality is a mock sexual orientation coined by 9GAG as joke about how dogs want to have sex with everything. It is defined as wanting to "make love to the whole world."[1]

References

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Romantic Orientations

TBA.